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Decoding the Trump Stone: Future Archaeologists Finally Translate Old Earth’s Ancient Texts

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Decoding the Trump Stone: Future Archaeologists Finally Translate Old Earth’s Ancient Texts
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Paleographers at Harvard III University (New Earth) today announced a major breakthrough in their ongoing attempt to decipher the so-called “Trump Stone,” an enigmatic series of seemingly unrelated messages inscribed on magnetic media. More from Spin:


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